LoOk HeLLa fOiNe...... HeLL YEaAhH!!
nEvEr bE iN a gRoUp LeSs ThAn 5 WhEN MaCkIn
aLwAYs WeAR SoME SoRt oF jEwErLY. Ex... GoLd NeCkaLaCe, SiLvEr BrAcELeT.....
aLwAyS bLAsT uP YoUR KaReOkE tO ThE mAx!! aNd MaKE yOuR NoN-AsiAn NeIgHbOrS PiSsEd
GiRLs, aLwAyS tAkE yOuR bF tO a StUdiO tO TaKE PiCs. oR jUSs Go wiTh YoUR fRieNds FoR fUn!!
dye ur hair...reddiSh brOwn 4 beSt reSults....but then again blOnde turnS Out 2 be reddiSh brOwn aniway
u muSt drive an acura integ or hOnda civic...Stick Shift 4 the guyS...itS a teStOSterOne thing
never wear glaSSeS Out Of claSS....Only FOBs can dO sO....cOlOred cOntactS required
girlS...wear dark lipStick....the brOwner the cOOler...nO matter if it lOOked like u Stuffed ur face in chOcOlate
tO achieve the NATURAL lOOk...apply layerS and layerS Of make-up On....if it StartS 2 lOOk unatural (heaven fOrbid) juSt apply anOther layer
curl ur eyelaSheS till they tOuch ur eyelidS
never be caught dead in a grOup Of leSS than 10
Only aSsOciate with fellOw yellOwS
when u want 2 talk bOuts a nOn aSian in frOnt Of their face...speak ur Own language very lOudly and rudely
interpret every little thing aS a racial iSSue
never be On time when meeting friendS
dOgg On inter-racial cOupleS
a pager iS a life neceSSity...Or cell...Or bOth
Only wear clOtheS in the exiting ShadeS Of black and white....OccaSiOnally brOwn, cream, and gray are allOwed
girlS muSt Stare at eachOther mOre than guyS Stare at them
alwayS dreSS like ur gOing 2 a party...even if ur juSt gOing 2 walmart
hang Out in cOffee shOps when thereS nOthing 2 dO
girlS muSt be maSterS at buSt a mOve
guyS muSt be maSterS at killer inStinctS Or mOrtal kOmbat
make every event a sOcial One....church, schOOl, funeralS, etc...
guyS r not allOwed 2 leave the mall withOut at leaSt One set Of digitS.... that meanS a phOne number 4 u mOrOns that dOnt knOe
girLs....dreSS Skimpy On a cOld day sO that a guy haS 2 lend u hiS cOat
guyS muSt wear a chOice Of eternity...eScape...and cOOl water
alwayS change ur pager greeting at leaSt 3 timeS a day....sOmetimeS add cheeSy muSic 4 the full 30 secOndS 2 piSS the caller Off
carry at leaSt 1000 pictureS with u everiwhere u gO....pictureS Only Of asianS Of cOurSe
take pictureS everywhere u gO...even in ur driveway...guyS...alwayS lOOk tOugh and hard-cOre...lifting ur chin up 2 the lens...girlS....fake Smile Or nO Smile
guyS....never Say hi verbally back 2 a girl...either lift One eyebrow....nod ur chin (very cOcky)....Or wink (the mOSt annOying One)
fit 9 peOple in a cer when the limit iS 5
wear a jade necklace...even if ur nOt intO Buddha
there muSt be a Stringy Oriental lOOking Ornament dangling frOm the mirrOr Of ur sOuped-up car
girlS...be abnormally obSeSSed with SanriO....pekkle....hellO kitty.... pikachoo....kerrope...etc...
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